FUCK OFFS FOR THE NEEDY OVER CHRISTMAS

It’s a pity the Facebook Messenger reads the ‘Return’ button as a ‘Post’ button, because the second paragraph of my message read:
“In fact, sommer take two Fuck-Offs for you for sending this kak chain letter.”

So remember, folks, don’t ┬ábe shy or stingy with handing out your fuck offs to those who really need it.

To all my loyal readers, have a fuck off christmas and an especially fuck off new year!

You get a fuck off! YOU get a fuck off! Everyone gets a fuck off!

 

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A FESTIVE FUCK OFF

img_4414I don’t know why this guy was so upset.

I made it rhyme and everything!

Version 2

Translation of original exchange, which rhymes in Afrikaans, but not English

“hi hi’

‘Hi hi hi. Ho ho ho. And a blessed/merry fuck of to you!”