I have had a crush on Brad Pitt for years, so the day he asked me to be Facebook friends, it was a life’s dream come true. It was obviously him – just look at the picture. I mean, people won’t post fake pictures of themselves on Facebook, will they? Okay, he used a different name, but it’s probably because he is shy.
I accepted his request and he was so polite, he even thanked me for it.
He started calling me and inboxing me shortly. I was in a serious moral dilemma. I mean – it was Brad Pitt. Morally, what would be the right thing?
It was an agonising decision. Live my wildest fantasy or put myself second for once and think about his wife and children.
I told him to fuck off.
Not very bright either.
He is still calling me…..