BUT WHY, MY DEAR?

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Why? Why not, asshole?

Because firstly, you called me ‘dear.’ Secondly, you have only been Facebook friends with me for a few minutes and you are already approaching me with some kak polite conversation usually only reserved for friends and grocery store attendants. Thirdly, because you are an asshole. Actually, you are not even worth a whole asshole. You are an asshalf. Fuckoff.

 

 

 

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